As Microsoft announced it’s development of the Zune entertainment player, many instantly made the comparison to Apple’s iPod and assumed it was an attempt at competing with it. However, recent hardware specs have been leaked that indicate Microsoft may be planning on taking on more than just the iPod.

In the leaked specs, Microsoft mentions that Zune will be “a first generation Microsoft portable ‘everything’ device”. The specs go on detailing key features of the device including:

• Ability to play games downloaded from XBox Live Arcade.
• Built in keyboard for gaming, texting, and surfing.
• Ability to connect with Microsoft’s new Live Anywhere technology.
• Ability to be used as a portable phone.
• Built in GPS functionality.
• Ability to function as a universal remote.
• Pre-installed Microsoft Windows ZOS (Zune Operating System).
• Built in motion sensing capabilities.

With all the included features and components, many are already comparing Microsoft’s Zune to the failure that is Nokia’s N-Gage. Currently, the Zune measures in at nearly three times the size of Apple’s iPod Video, which is the cause of much concern for shareholders.

Tags: Microsoft Zune, Nokia N-Gage, iPod

The Atkins diet phenomenon appears to be slowing as people start taking up new fad diets such as the South Beach Diet. However, the damage may have already been done as scientists have recently discovered some previously unknown side effects for those that have been on the Atkins diet for extended amounts of time. There have always been skeptics of the diet, claiming that it’s an unnatural way to lose weight, but there hasn’t been any hard evidence, until now.

Last week scientists made a startling announcement - that they’ve discovered an amazing side effect of the Atkins diet that causes mutations in people. These mutations result in strange changes in the person affected, changes that have different effects for different people. Many have compared these effects to those found in movies and comic books, claiming that these side effects are gifts that enable the people to do extraordinary things.

So far there have been reports of people with super speed, enhanced vision, increased strength, and even a few with the ability to control the elements. There’s also a report of one person being able to teleport herself a few feet away, a distance that increases daily. Scientists explain that these “powers” are the result of the body trying to compensate for the lack of carbohydrates and that so far, the effects don’t appear harmful.

The government is currently asking all people to stop their diets until scientists can provide a better analysis of possible future consequences. They are also asking all those that have been on the Atkins diet to proceed to one of seventeen different Atkins Recovery Clinics that have been setup across the country. Supposedly these clinics are meant to help cure those with any side effects, though many are protesting the clinics, pointing out the use of military force in certain areas.

The government has yet to respond to any inquiries about these clinics.

Tags: Atkins diet, diet side effects

This year’s Comic-Con in San Deigo ends later today, though it’s likely the most exciting event has already taken place - an all out brawl between Marvel fans and DC fans.

Each year comic fans from all over the world join together at the comic convention to talk, show off their costumes, and to check out various comic vendors. Each year there’s a tension between Marvel fans and DC fans, but so far nothing major has come of it… that is until today.

It all started when a fan dressed as Superman hit on Jean Grey. Just as the Superman fan put his arm around the Jean fan, one of the Cyclops fans jumped in and shoved Superman screaming “Hey there alien scum. Why don’t you stick to your own comic universe.”

Superman proceeded to laugh at Cyclops, remarking that his costume looked “like a first grader made it during recess”.

Cyclops took offense to this. Reaching up to his plastic Cyclops glasses, the dressed up fan tapped the side of his head making peww peww sounds.

Superman laughed again, reminding Cyclops that he was invincible. At this point, a fan dressed up like Spider-Man threw some green juice on Superman claiming it was kryptonite and proclaimed that Superman was now dead.

Four Batman fans jumped in and knocked Spider-Man and Cyclops to the ground, which caused a whole slew of Marvel fans to circle around. Every X-Man was accounted for (usually with multiple copies), as was the Hulk, Captain America, and just about every other Marvel hero. A group of DC heroes then came in, with 11 Supermans, 7 Batmans, 2 Robins, a Green Arrow, an Aquaman, and 2 Catwomen.

They all began yelling at each other, arguing which comic universe was supreme. Then they started using their fake powers on each other, but when nobody was willing to accept being harmed by another’s powers, it came to real blows. Luckily the fans had rarely been exposed to such physical exertion, so they tired themselves out before anybody could do any serious damage.

The police finally arrived at the scene with the parents of all the disturbers. Nobody was arrested and no charges have been filed, though it has been said that they have all been grounded for a minimum of three weeks.

Tags: Comic-Con, Marvel, DC

Some of you may not know it, but online gambling in the United States is illegal… well sort of. Most, if not all, online gambling websites are based outside the United States, which makes them legal to run, but not necessarily legal for United States players to play. That hasn’t seemed to stop many US citizens, so the House of Representatives recently took measures to make it even more difficult for U.S. citizens to gamble online.

With it looking like the death of online gambling coming to the United States, Indian casinos have decided to step in. Using existing protections against gambling regulations, many Indian casinos have launched their own online gambling websites. Lawyers representing the new online casinos say U.S. citizens will legally be able to log on and gamble with the Indian run websites, citing previously established laws and court cases that back the American Indians’ right to run casinos.

Lawmakers are furious over these new websites but many admit that there’s nothing they can do. “Legally these websites fall under the same protections granted to the brick and mortar casinos. Any new laws passed against the online casinos will likely be dismissed by the courts.”

Tags: Indian casinos, online gambling

When the DVD format came out, Hollywood was making hand over fist. In fact, they were experiencing double-digit growth a couple years ago. However, DVD sales are expected to grow only 2 percent this year, perhaps due to online rental sites such as Netflix and Blockbuster. This downward trend is forcing Hollywood to think up ways to keep the DVD format going until the HDDVD and/or BluRay formats become popular.

Apparently they’ve had their marketing gurus locked up in a room somewhere figuring out how to create a second DVD boom. The result of those talks is two words: bubble gum. Yup, Hollywood has decided to put all their eggs in one basket and start packaging bubble gum with their DVDs.

A rep from Hollywood responded to criticisms yesterday saying that “most movie studios have jumped on board this new marketing push as they all fully believe it to be a solid idea that will carry DVD sales through this year and likely through next year as well. Many don’t just buy DVDs, they collect them. As such, by packaging bubble gum with each DVD, studios will recapture the nostalgia of the ‘good old days’ of collecting baseball cards.”

He continued by saying “The gum packaged with the DVDs will all be the same stale gum we’ve all grown to love over the years. We loved it when we unwrapped our package of Topps cards and we hope people love it when they unwrap their box set of The Godfather or the latest Harry Potter.”

While many are still baffled by this marketing maneuver, early trial runs have shown a large and steady increase in DVD sales. It is unknown whether or not used DVDs will come with used gum.

Tags: DVD sales, Hollywood, baseball cards, baseball card gum