With yesterday being 6/6/06, many thought the day represented the sign of the beast, 666, with the beast being Satan. The day has passed, and Satan was a no show. Many are now citing his absence as proof that he does not exist.

Satan contacted ATN for an interview so that he could explain why he didn’t show up on his day, and to try and convince people that he does, in fact, still exist.

So you exist huh?
Of course.

Then why didn’t you show up on your big day?
Honestly… I didn’t really feel the need. I mean look. Why waste my precious time doing some fancy demonstration when things are already going quite well for me up here.

What do you mean by that?
I really have had the easiest time in the world these last few years. With people blaming video games for just about everything, RIAA stomping out everybody’s rights, and with people actually thinking removing Saddam Hussein from power was actually a mistake. I mean, things have to be going well if people can say with a straight face that ending Hussein’s reign was a bad move.

But what about those that are now claiming you don’t exist because nothing bad happened on “your” day?
I’m really not that worried. My favorite quote is the one that goes something like how my greatest trick was fooling people that I don’t exist.

If that’s the case, what do you think of all your fans out there that worship you?
Sure, I love those wackos that worship me with blood sacrifices, but that doesn’t really help convert people to my side now does it? If you’re on the fence on whether or not to be good or bad, do you think you’d be convinced to turn evil because of some goat sacrifices? Naw, I’d much rather sit back and watch you all destroy yourselves than risk scaring people off with weird rituals.

Do you have any ties with the infamous RIAA?
No comment.

What about Jack Thompson?
No comment! This interview is over, I’ll be seeing you soon.

So there you have it. Apparently Satan likes the way things are going and didn’t feel the need to show himself yesterday. I guess it’s a good thing he didn’t appear, but it’d be nice if he wasn’t so confident that he didn’t need to.

Tags: 6/6/06, 666, sign of the beast, Satan