Last week, scientists at Almost Science Community College discovered that there is no such thing as gravity. Researchers had been working on a theorum related to gravity when they realized that gravity itself doesn’t actually exist.

Their findings have come as an enormous shock to the scientific world, as gravity had been thought real for quite some time. The researchers at the college say that the previous explanation for the phenomenon of “sticking” to the planet was much closer to the truth than the current belief of Sir Isaac Newton’s Universal Law of Gravitation.

The previous belief was that God just made it that way, which researchers have discovered isn’t far from the truth. Since they don’t want to bring religious beliefs into the equation, they have all agreed to temporarily call the phenomenon magic until they can work out the exact science.

The scientists are assuring everybody that there is no need to panic and that everybody should continue to remain glued to the planet with no troubles.

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