Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you this fine technology site. Here you’ll be finding some fabulous technology related news, from gaming and the web, to movies and science. But wait. This isn’t just your ordinary tech news, it’s news with a twist!

So what is this magnificent twist? Ahh, let me tell you. Every news post here… every single one… are you ready for this? It’s all fake! What a great build up huh? No? You don’t think so? Well fine then.

Anyway, like I just said, each news item is fabricated. Though based on some real facts and perhaps real predictions out there, everything you see here is to be viewed as entertainment and not necessarily informational. However, though the news is primarily fake, most of it is done so in a way that is a commentary on the subject being reported on. For instance, there will probably be a lot of Microsoft news posts, and though they will be fake, they will probably be done so in a fashion that comments on the company’s business practices or product stability.

Whew. Though I hope most of you read this entire openning post, I doubt many of you really did. So without further ado, let the let’s play pretend time begin!